"You were eating a bowl of cereal… while you were driving?!"
WHEN SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THAT YOU AND THE PERSON YOU LIKE WOULD BE CUTE TOGETHER
okay BUT LOOK AT THIS FRENCH SUPPLY TEACHER HOLY SHIT
i was gonna reblog this for the booty he’s got going on but then i saw the hashtag and now I’m reblogging it for that alone.
real pressure is when your mum comes in and you have like 1.3 seconds to decide on the least dodgy tab to switch to
when its a test
when its a god test
who is this woman
When you have a test
when u get thrown in a pit
First person to buy an iPhone 6 in Perth immediately drops it
remember that time i worked in a shoe store and i asked a guy if he needed a hand and he held up one of his arms and he didn’t have a hand and he said “clearly” and laughed really hard and i didn’t know what to do