My buddy Tom baked a cake for his Argentinian friend to cheer her up after the world cup loss.
…they are no longer friends.
"touch my butt and give me pizza"
the truth is out there
Found this ad in a Nickelodeon magazine from 2004.
Is IKEA even real
i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it
WHY DONT MORE PEOPLE LOVE STING RAYS LOOK AT THAT FACE
Because they ganged up on the crocodile hunter and shanked him in cold blood.
girls who can run in heels should be feared
ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way
This is so real
*sprints for 40 miles*
*squat thrusts through a brick wall*
*throws that ass in a circle causing a disturbance in the earths rotation*
what a queen
don’t underestimate me. i’ll wear sweaters in the summer. i’ll eat like eighteen gallons of ice cream in the winter. fuck the temperature. i don’t give a fuck